The Amazingly Mundane Adventures of Humdrum Girl

Monday, December 03, 2007

Bigger Than My Body

So was playing around on itunes this weekend and downloaded some John Mayer stuff and I've been really into listening to Bigger Than My Body, one of his songs. I just really love the chorus, "Someday I'll fly, someday I'll soar. Someday I'll be so much more. 'Cause I'm bigger than my body gives me credit for." I just really like that. I think I've been feeling that lately, like I'm waiting for something big to happen to me.

Let's see, here's the recap of my weekend:
Saturday - Got a facial, which was awesome as always. I just love Robin, my facialst, she rocks. Went shopping with Diesel's Mom (to be know as DM now in posts). DM and her bf are going skiing and she's been trying to find ski pants and a jacket. She's never been before so I've been telling her how freaking cold it will be. They are going to Breckinridge in two weeks, when I was in college I went with a bunch of Delta-peeps including HGL to Breckinridge and it was around the same time they are going. I remember we froze our asses off! So we went to Sports Authority to try and find some cheap stuff for her. Her bf told her to get bibs, but she didn't want those. She found a pair of black ski pants on sale but also wanted to try some of the kids ski pants b/c they were cuter. Well, the kids pants fit her but they were low riders. When she tried on the black pants, she was joking that they were "mom" pants because they came up so high on her waist. I told her they were supposed to do that so she wouldn't get snow in her vagina. Well this set off a continual joke we couldn't stop laughing at. She joked about getting an '80s Jane Fonda leotard that would snap at the bottom to keep the snow out of her vagina. She went with the black pants by the way.
Sunday - Since DM and I didn't find her a jacket on Saturday we went to Sawgrass to Burlington b/c one of her clients said they had a bunch of ski stuff there. They had a ton of jackets but most were really expensive. She found a really cute white one that she said was incredibly warm for under $50. It had a hood with some fur on the edge that looked really cute when she was completely zipped up. Plus it had all these cute pockets inside for lipstick, keys, a cellphone, and a special pocket for an ipod. I managed to find some cute slippers, actually three pairs of cute slippers. I may have traded my linen addiction for slippers, I just love them. Since it was Sunday we also had bowling. In keeping with tradition, one of the gays said he would totally marry me if he were straight, so I got that going for me. DM and I were having fun, everytime someone did well we would do a two-person wave. After bowling we hit Total Wine, which rocks! Got some really great wine and we decided to try an Argentian Malbec that was really good with dinner. DM likes to cook so she makes dinner for me for taking care of her baby while she's at work on Saturdays. So the really fun part, after shopping we grabbed some lunch where we had the best mojitos! So at lunch we each had two mojitos, then at bowling we went through two pitchers of beer, then had a bottle of wine with dinner. It was a nice drunk Sunday.

8 Comments:

  • First, Mom pants ALWAYS a plus when skiing... snow in vag = BAD!!

    Second, you have to let me know what kind of wine you like, and I'll hook you up with the Willamette Valley's finest for the holidays.

    Third, if you like mojitos, I know two places I need to bring you when you come back. 1) OBAs and 2) the Vault for all your finest martini faves.

    Sounds like you had a great weekend!

    By Blogger Unknown, at 9:50 PM  

  • drunk sundays - as the good lord intended - glad our country club presbyterian upbringing is taking hold

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:06 PM  

  • hello?

    By Blogger DLM, at 7:15 PM  

  • come out come out wherever you are!!

    By Blogger ETK, at 2:55 PM  

  • Why do you NEVER post? Malbec is one of my favorites by the way. :)

    You should convince DLM to start a blog too. We can make fun of you together.

    By Blogger ETK, at 11:08 AM  

  • Don't they have the interweb in Austin???

    By Blogger ETK, at 2:24 PM  

  • They do, someone was busy enjoying afternoon naps and taunting kitties. Though going without smokes....

    I may have to start one, need a good name though. CLM- it's almost time for your once a month update.

    By Blogger DLM, at 12:03 AM  

  • Aha! That's what the lazy bum was doing!! DLM - you should TOTALLY start one. :) HURRY! :)

    By Blogger ETK, at 3:49 PM  

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